Random Thoughts

So....it's Friday the 13th...  I'm doing a pretty mundane part of my job that requires me to spend a lot of time sitting and waiting.  Sometimes my mind is known to wander.  Here are some of this morning's random thoughts:

• Hmmm…dating a prisoner….now that is a demographic I haven’t considered….

• Considering the inappropriate comments my FB friends made about my sore thighs I’m glad I didn’t share that I have rug burn on my elbows…

•  Perhaps I should learn to accept that skinny jeans are intended for skinny people…

•  I’m far too gassy to be in a relationship… 

In a further attempt to pass the time, I passed these thoughts on to my friends.  The only one that I've gotten any comments on is the last one.  REALLY?  Me being gassy is more interesting than the rug burn on my elbows or an interest in possibly dating a prisoner?

Good to know...